Of Course I Cum Fast I Got Fish To Catch Shirt

Every dedicated angler knows that the most precious resource isn’t bait or tackle—it’s time. The Of Course I Cum Fast I Got Fish To Catch Funny Fishing Shirt is a brutally honest declaration of priorities. It takes a crude, self-deprecating joke and turns it into a badge of honor for the obsession that is fishing. This isn’t a shirt for the polite dinner party; it’s a shirt for the bachelor party, the fishing trip with the boys, or the guy who simply has no filter. It lets your partner know that while they are important, the bass are biting, and the window of opportunity is closing.

Shock humor relies on bold, readable text to land the punchline. We print this slogan on the Gildan Heavy Cotton tee, selected for its ability to support durable lettering. The 5.3 oz, 100% cotton fabric provides a rugged surface that holds the ink securely, ensuring that the text doesn’t crack or peel after a few washes. Whether you are sweating it out on the lake or laughing about it at the bar later, the message remains clear. It is a sturdy, reliable shirt that stands up to the rough conditions of fishing and the even rougher judgment of strangers.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

• Shock Value: A hilarious, crude joke that is guaranteed to get a reaction.

• Honest Priorities: perfectly captures the obsession of the die-hard fisherman.

• Lasting Print: The fabric ensures “durable lettering” so the joke stays readable.

Perfect For

• Fishing Humor Fans: People who love “dirty” jokes and outdoor hobbies.

• Gag Gifts: The ultimate funny present for a husband, boyfriend, or fishing buddy.

• Bachelor Parties: A great theme shirt for a weekend on the water.

• Casual Wear: For the guy who doesn’t care what people think.

Product Details

• Material: 100% cotton (Gildan Heavy Cotton); 5.3 oz weight selected for durable text printing.

• Fit / Print: A standard unisex fit featuring Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for a bold, lasting finish.

• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron the graphic.

FAQ – Of Course I Cum Fast I Got Fish To Catch Shirt

Is this shirt appropriate for public wear? That depends on your location! This fishing humor quote shirt features adult/crude humor, so it is best suited for casual settings like fishing trips, parties, or bars.

Will the letters peel off? No. We use the Gildan Heavy Cotton tee to ensure “durable lettering,” meaning the text on this fishing humor quote shirt will withstand repeated washing.

Is this a good gift for a fisherman? If he has a sense of humor, absolutely. This fishing humor quote shirt is a popular gag gift for birthdays, bachelor parties, or Father’s Day (for the cool dads).